Watch David Cameron as he touches the hand of a lowly constituent without the aid of gloves or antibacterial gel. Heart-warming.
August 12, 2011
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In a nod to his felonious Bullingdon days, David Cameron uses the gangster term “sick” in order to describe his restaurant-smashing kindred spirits.
April 15, 2011
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David Cameron is photographed dismantling the NHS brick by brick. His press adviser remains unfazed by the evidence as Cameron is wearing a shirt which is not 100% cotton.
March 1, 2011
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February 27, 2011
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Staying true to his working-class roots, David Cameron defies his wife’s wishes by picking IKEA over Clarice Cliff.
Only a common man could enjoy the blue-collar thrill of visiting a store without ceiling tiles.
February 26, 2011
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You can now “Like” David Cameron Pretending to be Common on Facebook.
We don’t even have the minimal 25 fans needed to recieve a URL. That is how common we are.
February 25, 2011
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David Cameron woos an NHS nurse with his anecdote about Boris Johnson using the wrong sized dessert spoon for elevenses. Doris is not working class enough to understand this joke and waits impatiently for a bedpan.
February 23, 2011
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A Conservative publicist steers David Cameron towards a more suitable PR setting after his loud proclamation “I like this graffiti because it is like Caravaggio for urban people”
