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  })();</description><title>David Cameron Pretending to be Common</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @davidcameronpretendingtobecommon)</generator><link>http://davidcameronpretendingtobecommon.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>In a nod to his felonious Bullingdon days, David Cameron uses...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpt89hgZH21qgpacfo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;In a nod to his felonious Bullingdon days, David Cameron uses the gangster term “sick” in order to describe his restaurant-smashing kindred spirits.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://davidcameronpretendingtobecommon.tumblr.com/post/8817553471</link><guid>http://davidcameronpretendingtobecommon.tumblr.com/post/8817553471</guid><pubDate>Fri, 12 Aug 2011 06:11:54 -0400</pubDate><category>David Cameron</category><category>Riots</category></item><item><title>David Cameron is photographed dismantling the NHS brick by...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lh741mceu31qgpacfo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;David Cameron is photographed dismantling the NHS brick by brick. His press adviser remains unfazed by the evidence as Cameron is wearing a shirt which is not 100% cotton.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://davidcameronpretendingtobecommon.tumblr.com/post/4634003154</link><guid>http://davidcameronpretendingtobecommon.tumblr.com/post/4634003154</guid><pubDate>Fri, 15 Apr 2011 11:01:00 -0400</pubDate><category>David Cameron Pretending to be Common</category></item><item><title>
Watch David Cameron as he touches the hand of a lowly constituent without the aid of gloves or...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhegvloFRH1qag5g9.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Watch David Cameron as he touches the hand of a lowly constituent without the aid of gloves or antibacterial gel. Heart-warming.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://davidcameronpretendingtobecommon.tumblr.com/post/3591068958</link><guid>http://davidcameronpretendingtobecommon.tumblr.com/post/3591068958</guid><pubDate>Tue, 01 Mar 2011 19:41:00 -0500</pubDate><category>David Cameron Pretending To Be Common</category></item><item><title>Staying true to his working-class roots, David Cameron defies...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lfwrmonjzT1qgpacfo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Staying true to his working-class roots, David Cameron defies his wife’s wishes by picking IKEA over Clarice Cliff. &lt;br/&gt;Only a common man could enjoy the blue-collar thrill of visiting a store without ceiling tiles.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://davidcameronpretendingtobecommon.tumblr.com/post/3550899639</link><guid>http://davidcameronpretendingtobecommon.tumblr.com/post/3550899639</guid><pubDate>Sun, 27 Feb 2011 16:27:49 -0500</pubDate><category>David Cameron Pretending To Be Common</category><category>David Cameron</category></item><item><title>You can now &amp;#8220;Like&amp;#8221; David Cameron Pretending to be Common on Facebook.
We don&amp;#8217;t...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;You can now &amp;#8220;Like&amp;#8221; David Cameron Pretending to be Common on Facebook.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;We don&amp;#8217;t even have the minimal 25 fans needed to recieve a URL. That is how common we are.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://davidcameronpretendingtobecommon.tumblr.com/post/3525637495</link><guid>http://davidcameronpretendingtobecommon.tumblr.com/post/3525637495</guid><pubDate>Sat, 26 Feb 2011 12:14:00 -0500</pubDate><category>David Cameron Pretending To Be Common</category></item><item><title>David Cameron woos an NHS nurse with his anecdote about Boris...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lh73xulwrA1qgpacfo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;David Cameron woos an NHS nurse with his anecdote about Boris Johnson using the wrong sized dessert spoon for elevenses. Doris is not working class enough to understand this joke and waits impatiently for a bedpan.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://davidcameronpretendingtobecommon.tumblr.com/post/3511623118</link><guid>http://davidcameronpretendingtobecommon.tumblr.com/post/3511623118</guid><pubDate>Fri, 25 Feb 2011 18:55:00 -0500</pubDate><category>David Cameron Pretending To Be Common</category><category>David Cameron</category></item><item><title>A Conservative publicist steers David Cameron towards a more...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lh35fqhVwX1qgpacfo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;A Conservative publicist steers David Cameron towards a more suitable PR setting after his loud proclamation “I like this graffiti because it is like Caravaggio for urban people”&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://davidcameronpretendingtobecommon.tumblr.com/post/3468175902</link><guid>http://davidcameronpretendingtobecommon.tumblr.com/post/3468175902</guid><pubDate>Wed, 23 Feb 2011 15:03:00 -0500</pubDate><category>David Cameron Pretending To Be Common</category></item><item><title>In unwitting preparation for future coalition encounters with...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lgs70uctRV1qgpacfo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;In unwitting preparation for future coalition encounters with Nick Clegg, David Cameron spends the day handling excess waste.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Observe the skilful way in which he moves that cardboard from point A to point B. Those are surely not the hands of an Etonian. &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://davidcameronpretendingtobecommon.tumblr.com/post/3368497005</link><guid>http://davidcameronpretendingtobecommon.tumblr.com/post/3368497005</guid><pubDate>Fri, 18 Feb 2011 16:47:38 -0500</pubDate><category>Politicians pretending to be common</category><category>politicians</category><category>politics</category><category>british politics</category><category>government</category><category>submission</category></item><item><title>
Lovely but unnecessary words. We all have a duty to remind ourselves of the Tory&amp;#8217;s...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lgu17e2Uh31qfu2j3.png"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Lovely but unnecessary words. We all have a duty to remind ourselves of the Tory&amp;#8217;s constant commitment to the the working class. There is no need for praise; just fulfilling this much needed duty is reward in itself.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://davidcameronpretendingtobecommon.tumblr.com/post/3368301172</link><guid>http://davidcameronpretendingtobecommon.tumblr.com/post/3368301172</guid><pubDate>Fri, 18 Feb 2011 16:36:31 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>
David Cameron enjoys some shop-based banter. It&amp;#8217;s cashier humour. You probably aren&amp;#8217;t...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lgrc5u9kZF1qfu2j3.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;David Cameron enjoys some shop-based banter. It&amp;#8217;s cashier humour. You probably aren&amp;#8217;t common enough to understand.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://davidcameronpretendingtobecommon.tumblr.com/post/3347087951</link><guid>http://davidcameronpretendingtobecommon.tumblr.com/post/3347087951</guid><pubDate>Thu, 17 Feb 2011 13:17:33 -0500</pubDate><category>David Cameron Pretending To Be Common</category><category>David Cameron</category><category>conservative</category><category>british politics</category><category>politics</category></item><item><title>David Cameron attempts to distance himself from...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lfnxuxGdVf1qgpacfo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;David Cameron attempts to distance himself from his upper-class predilection for Chateau Prieure Luchine Margaux by eyeing up a refreshing bottle of WKD in public.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://davidcameronpretendingtobecommon.tumblr.com/post/2952596394</link><guid>http://davidcameronpretendingtobecommon.tumblr.com/post/2952596394</guid><pubDate>Wed, 26 Jan 2011 23:11:09 -0500</pubDate><category>David Cameron</category><category>politicians pretending to be common</category><category>politics</category><category>British politics</category><category>wine</category><category>asda</category><category>conservatives</category><category>tories</category><category>tory</category><category>conservative</category></item><item><title>In this charming photograph, David Cameron uses his low earnings...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lfhe55dU621qgpacfo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;In this charming photograph, David Cameron uses his low earnings to stockpile budget vegetables.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://davidcameronpretendingtobecommon.tumblr.com/post/2892293576</link><guid>http://davidcameronpretendingtobecommon.tumblr.com/post/2892293576</guid><pubDate>Sun, 23 Jan 2011 10:15:00 -0500</pubDate><category>David Cameron</category><category>David Cameron Pretending To Be Common</category><category>politicians pretending to be common</category></item><item><title>
David Cameron casually crosses the underground gap without the aid of his servant. So common....</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lfbh4v35zA1qfu2j3.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;David Cameron casually crosses the underground gap without the aid of his servant. So common. It&amp;#8217;s almost as if he went to a comprehensive. &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://davidcameronpretendingtobecommon.tumblr.com/post/2840528728</link><guid>http://davidcameronpretendingtobecommon.tumblr.com/post/2840528728</guid><pubDate>Thu, 20 Jan 2011 05:43:00 -0500</pubDate><category>David Cameron</category><category>british politics</category><category>london</category><category>underground</category><category>politicians pretending to be common</category></item><item><title>David Cameron enjoys a working class beverage with an inferior...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_leypap8U291qgpacfo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;David Cameron enjoys a working class beverage with an inferior proletariat.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;That’s just the kind of guy he is.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://davidcameronpretendingtobecommon.tumblr.com/post/2732062645</link><guid>http://davidcameronpretendingtobecommon.tumblr.com/post/2732062645</guid><pubDate>Thu, 13 Jan 2011 14:40:19 -0500</pubDate><category>David Cameron</category><category>british politics</category><category>Conservatives</category></item><item><title>It’s opposite day in a Wolverhampton supermarket, as an...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_leytel9bz41qgpacfo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;It’s opposite day in a Wolverhampton supermarket, as an ethnic youth looks judgementally at an upper-class white man.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;That’s just the way down-to-earth-David operates.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://davidcameronpretendingtobecommon.tumblr.com/post/2729226261</link><guid>http://davidcameronpretendingtobecommon.tumblr.com/post/2729226261</guid><pubDate>Thu, 13 Jan 2011 09:40:00 -0500</pubDate><category>Cameron touches his meat in a public place</category><category>Conservatives</category><category>David Cameron</category><category>british politics</category><category>lolitics</category></item><item><title>David Cameron is like a chameleon. Watch as he blends seamlessly...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_leypmbKpXE1qgpacfo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;David Cameron is like a chameleon. Watch as he blends seamlessly into his new urban surroundings.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Almost unrecognisable.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://davidcameronpretendingtobecommon.tumblr.com/post/2728725825</link><guid>http://davidcameronpretendingtobecommon.tumblr.com/post/2728725825</guid><pubDate>Thu, 13 Jan 2011 08:33:00 -0500</pubDate><category>Conservatives</category><category>David Cameron</category></item></channel></rss>
